| Rank | Points | Laps | Bonuses | Name | Category |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 109 | 66 | 43 | Slow is Forever | Solo Man |
| 2 | 106 | 63 | 43 | Zap Rowsdower | Solo Man |
| 3 | 103 | 60 | 43 | JON JAMZ | Solo Man |
| 4 | 101 | 58 | 43 | id rather be walking | Solo Man |
| 5 | 90 | 47 | 43 | Cross Check Crew | Solo Man |
| 6 | 86 | 43 | 43 | BramblePelt | Solo Man |
| 7 | 85 | 42 | 43 | Loopers | Solo Man |
| 8 | 83 | 40 | 43 | Crate Racer | Solo Man |
| 8 | 83 | 40 | 43 | Protect Kirsten Dunst At All Costs | Solo Man |
| 9 | 81 | 47 | 34 | CrossCheckCrew | Solo Man |
| 10 | 78 | 35 | 43 | Bumbles Bounce | Solo Man |
| 10 | 78 | 42 | 36 | MEAT MANE: Nugget | Solo Man |
| 11 | 76 | 33 | 43 | Ankle Biter | Solo Man |
| 11 | 76 | 42 | 34 | Craig | Solo Man |
| 12 | 75 | 41 | 34 | Blue Bike | Solo Man |
| 12 | 75 | 39 | 36 | HansenDE | Solo Man |
| 13 | 69 | 26 | 43 | Andy | Solo Man |
| 14 | 68 | 25 | 43 | Radio Raheem | Solo Man |
| 14 | 68 | 25 | 43 | PTDM | Solo Man |
| 15 | 66 | 30 | 36 | Suburban Dad | Solo Man |
| 15 | 66 | 34 | 32 | Tam de Petah | Solo Man |
| 15 | 66 | 23 | 43 | Pennies from Seven | Solo Man |
| 16 | 64 | 40 | 24 | Bruce Almightly | Solo Man |
| 16 | 64 | 60 | 4 | I don't own biking shorts :,( | Solo Man |
| 16 | 64 | 28 | 36 | Haggis, Neeps and Tatties | Solo Man |
| 17 | 63 | 20 | 43 | Green Man | Solo Man |
| 18 | 60 | 30 | 30 | West Side Queer Bike Gang | Solo Man |
| 19 | 59 | 16 | 43 | Probably Bill Murray | Solo Man |
| 19 | 59 | 16 | 43 | One Man Wolf Pack | Solo Man |
| 20 | 56 | 32 | 24 | The Jeweler | Solo Man |
| 20 | 56 | 24 | 32 | I'm just here for the Bonus Stops | Solo Man |
| 20 | 56 | 20 | 36 | Alex Anderson | Solo Man |
| 21 | 53 | 33 | 20 | David Edge | Solo Man |
| 22 | 49 | 29 | 20 | Ripping to Roar | Solo Man |
| 23 | 48 | 24 | 24 | Car Crusher | Solo Man |
| 24 | 45 | 17 | 28 | Cookie Monster | Solo Man |
| 24 | 45 | 15 | 30 | BloodGutsLove | Solo Man |
| 25 | 43 | 35 | 8 | SOX | Solo Man |
| 26 | 42 | 22 | 20 | Team super duper awesome | Solo Man |
| 26 | 42 | 20 | 22 | TUSHIE SQUEEZE | Solo Man |
| 27 | 41 | 5 | 36 | Hatchet Finger | Solo Man |
| 27 | 41 | 33 | 8 | Nordic Fury | Solo Man |
| 27 | 41 | 25 | 16 | John Stein-Bike | Solo Man |
| 27 | 41 | 37 | 4 | Boonsolo | Solo Man |
| 28 | 40 | 36 | 4 | Grizzly Bearickson | Solo Man |
| 29 | 38 | 20 | 18 | Team Name | Solo Man |
| 29 | 38 | 20 | 18 | benfuckingwallace | Solo Man |
| 29 | 38 | 34 | 4 | The Geezer | Solo Man |
| 30 | 37 | 33 | 4 | Bob Hollister | Solo Man |
| 30 | 37 | 33 | 4 | The Moon and the Prince (Team Katamari) | Solo Man |
| 31 | 35 | 21 | 14 | I Like Pizza | Solo Man |
| 32 | 34 | 26 | 8 | Biking Viking | Solo Man |
| 32 | 34 | 30 | 4 | Flemish at Heart | Solo Man |
| 33 | 32 | 24 | 8 | MCGYVER 5 | Solo Man |
| 34 | 31 | 27 | 4 | The Renegades | Solo Man |
| 34 | 31 | 25 | 6 | Becker | Solo Man |
| 35 | 30 | 26 | 4 | Confidential Rider | Solo Man |
| 35 | 30 | 12 | 18 | Ham Sandwich | Solo Man |
| 36 | 29 | 11 | 18 | Flecha | Solo Man |
| 37 | 28 | 22 | 6 | Lucky Rabbit | Solo Man |
| 38 | 27 | 23 | 4 | dingus | Solo Man |
| 38 | 27 | 15 | 12 | Misplaced Minnesotan | Solo Man |
| 38 | 27 | 19 | 8 | fiftytwoer | Solo Man |
| 38 | 27 | 23 | 4 | Barn Cat | Solo Man |
| 39 | 26 | 10 | 16 | 12 Ounces At A Time: A Marathon | Solo Man |
| 40 | 25 | 11 | 14 | Dick Tudor | Solo Man |
| 40 | 25 | 17 | 8 | peddaling-peddlers-peddal | Solo Man |
| 40 | 25 | 15 | 10 | Rathboner | Solo Man |
| 41 | 24 | 20 | 4 | Singularity | Solo Man |
| 41 | 24 | 20 | 4 | Dorma | Solo Man |
| 41 | 24 | 12 | 12 | Grantxyz | Solo Man |
| 42 | 23 | 13 | 10 | Grant | Solo Man |
| 42 | 23 | 13 | 10 | The Mayer | Solo Man |
| 42 | 23 | 19 | 4 | Team Spokey | Solo Man |
| 43 | 22 | 12 | 10 | MikeOBeast | Solo Man |
| 44 | 21 | 7 | 14 | Rolling Blubber | Solo Man |
| 45 | 20 | 16 | 4 | Steve Goose | Solo Man |
| 46 | 19 | 15 | 4 | Ollie Ollie Oxen Free | Solo Man |
| 47 | 17 | 9 | 8 | jojo | Solo Man |
| 47 | 17 | 7 | 10 | Hype Man Kenny | Solo Man |
| 47 | 17 | 13 | 4 | Jesus Christ | Solo Man |
| 48 | 16 | 12 | 4 | Remnant | Solo Man |
| 48 | 16 | 10 | 6 | Juicebox | Solo Man |
| 49 | 13 | 7 | 6 | Why do you ask, Two Dogs? | Solo Man |
| 50 | 8 | 4 | 4 | Pete | Solo Man |
| 50 | 8 | 0 | 8 | Sh!tgoose | Solo Man |
| 51 | 6 | 2 | 4 | TacoCat Shitgoose Turbo Crew | Solo Man |
| 51 | 6 | 0 | 6 | _ | Solo Man |
| 52 | 5 | 1 | 4 | Soylent Green is Delicious People | Solo Man |
| 52 | 5 | 1 | 4 | Insomniatcha | Solo Man |
| 52 | 5 | 1 | 4 | Harpdawg | Solo Man |
| 53 | 4 | 0 | 4 | French Toast (Hilda) | Solo Man |
| 53 | 4 | 0 | 4 | Midway Midwife (Hilda) | Solo Man |
| 53 | 4 | 0 | 4 | Otis Shredding | Solo Man |
| 53 | 4 | 0 | 4 | Rolling Resistance | Solo Man |
| 53 | 4 | 0 | 4 | Midnight Rider | Solo Man |
| 53 | 4 | 0 | 4 | Mr Boyd | Solo Man |
| 53 | 4 | 0 | 4 | Rubber Duck | Solo Man |
| 53 | 4 | 0 | 4 | CrossCheckCrew | Solo Man |
| 53 | 4 | 0 | 4 | Cindy Crawfish | Solo Man |
| 53 | 4 | 0 | 4 | The Jalopy | Solo Man |
| 53 | 4 | 0 | 4 | Black is Sacred (2) | Solo Man |
| 53 | 4 | 0 | 4 | Jorgito Pinche | Solo Man |
| 53 | 4 | 0 | 4 | Samuel Babatunde | Solo Man |
| Rank | Points | Laps | Bonuses | Name | Category |